Bring Back WWJD*

Churches would be better places

If they often practiced traces

Of the trusty WWJD

Leaders would be less conditioned

To stand on moveable traditions

If they were rooted in WWJD

Pride couldn't enter in the door

If we simply practiced more

Of the ol’ WWJD

Radical and revolutionary,

Instead of safe and cautionary,

Let’s bring back WWJD

Orthodoxy safely housed

Is not what Christ himself espoused.

Let’s go out with WWJD

And the world would be better off.

The end.

*”What Would Jesus Do?” Ten points if you owned the stretchy bracelet.